Daylight robbery in Marseille!

Germany are great but couldn't finish their dinner. Too late to call Klose?!
Once they get in a shooting position their composure completely abandons them.

Fuck me. What was Schweini thinking? What is it with these guys and throwing their hands inexplicably in the way?!

Great first half. France have been crap bar Griezmann. Special footballer. More flair in his little toe than the entire Germany squad!

Something surreal about it, like its amazing they've survived & made it to this stage. Even if Steven & duff do look like death warmed up, credit to them they made it. By rights a couple of them are lucky to even be around let alone busting out this show. Magic.

I'm so fucking happy!

Best fuckin thing

Agh fuck it. C'mon Wales!

Yes, it's not very often I get to cheer on these Portuguese ladyboys & the embodiment of evil that is Pepe, so I'm actually looking forward to it!

Aye Germany are massive favourites. Far ahead in terms of development than their competitors. Still hoping for sake of novelty & fun they lose but can't really see it. They're the best team.